The Mayberry Meander:

Iran says it shot down unmanned US spy plane
The nerve! What have they have to to hide?
Senator Introduces Two Bills To Curb Checked Bag Fees
Make 'em get rid of that middle seat too, will ya?

Watchdog: Fannie, Freddie abuses went unchecked
Ya think?

U.S. Postal Service seeks to end next-day mail
I know. Someone already emailed me..
More Americans Getting Their Medical Care At Retail Locations
Colonoscopathies? Bottom shelf, aisle three.
MF Global trustee says $1.2B or more missing
Technically "missing" is the wrong word.