This guy goes into a bar and
orders twelve shots of Tequila. The bartender pours him twelve shots of
Tequila and the guy starts drinking them one right after the other. The
bartender says, "Man, you're drinking those awfully fast!" The guy says,
"You'd drink fast too if you had what I got!" The bartender says, "What
have you got?" And the guy says, "Seventy-five cents!"
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