Guy goes into a bar and orders
twelve shots of Tequila. The bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts
drinking them one right after the other. The bartender says, "Man, you're drinking
those awfully fast!" The guy says, "You'd drink fast too if you had what I got!"
And the bartender says, "What have you got?" And the guy says, "Seventy-five
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